First and Thirty

KC and TB are more or less interchangeable at 1 and 2. Last week KC was 1, this week it's TB.

See above.

At the very least, I appreciate the highly entertaining game from Monday.

Convincing win over Indy.

The Matthew Stafford era gets off to a hot start.

Jameis Winston: 14/20, 148 yards, 5 TDs, 0 picks, 89.5 PFF grade. He is on pace for 85 TDs. I thought the Saints hall of fame quarterback retired?

Sorry Bills mafia, but if you want to hold onto a top 5 spot you can't lose at home to Pittsburgh.

Was moving them from 3 to 8 harsh enough? Because that game was pretty fucking brutal.

Deebo Samuel, my goodness.

Cameron Heyward racked up 12 pressures in week 1. That is a large number of pressures.

The Vikings are desperate for a third option at receiver, and maybe they have something in KJ Osborn.

You get one of those games, Greg Zuerlein

Hanging in tight without Odell in Kansas City isn't a bad result.

I'm still having dreams about that Kyler to Christian Kirk touchdown pass.

I see you, Teddy. Not bad.

Fumble less. That's my advice.

Not an ideal start for Tua, despite the win.

I, for one, don't think 18 targets to Darren Waller was enough.

I'm stunned the defensive line couldn't do more vs Los Angeles.

Carson Wentz picked up where he left off.

Joe Burrow to Ja'Marr Chase. Get used to it.

I promise to move you further up the ranks when you start the best quarterback on your roster.

At 89.5, Jalen Hurts had the 3rd highest PFF grade of the week.

Keenan Allen is still a target hog.

Sam Darnold is no longer seeing ghosts.

I have nothing nice to say.

Maybe 27 is harsh, but that was a fuck show at home against the Cardinals.

Spin zone: you can't blow double digit 4th quarter leads when you lose 32-6.

Trevor Lawrence, not a great start.

The only team in the NFL to not have a single wide receiver on their roster.

They even suck at tanking.

Corey Davis is good, at least?